Funny Valentine Day Quotes
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- Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day.
Women call it Love day,
while men name it as extortion day.
- Please remember that Valentine’s Day
is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
- I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day
than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
- I would love you even if
you were so ugly that everyone died.
- Love is an electric blanket with
somebody else in control of the switch.
- Get married early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn’t work out,
you haven’t wasted a whole day.
- I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day,
so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
- One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- You can’t put a price tag on love.
But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
- Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.