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funny valentine day quotes

  • Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day.
    Women call it Love day,
    while men name it as extortion day.
  • Please remember that Valentine’s Day
    is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
  • I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day
    than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
  • I would love you even if
    you were so ugly that everyone died.
  • Love is an electric blanket with
    somebody else in control of the switch.
  • Get married early in the morning.
    That way, if it doesn’t work out,
    you haven’t wasted a whole day.
  • I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day,
    so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours
    I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
  • One should always be in love.
    That is the reason one should never marry.
  • You can’t put a price tag on love.
    But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
  • Love is like an hourglass,
    with the heart filling up as the brain empties.